Humor Of The Day

A local news station interviewed an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.  As you would expect, the interviewer asked

her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.  "He's a funeral

director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought...  Well, he really thought, as I'm sure you thought, "How economical..."

 

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.  She paused for a few moments,

so as to loosen the memories of all those years ago.  After a short time, a smile came to her face and with pride in her voice, she answered that she had

first married a banker in her 20's, a circus ringmaster in her 40's, and a preacher in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.

 

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

 

(Wait for it)

 

Still smiling, she explained,

 

"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."